Microsoft Excel vs Surf Excel Sardar SMS

Sardar paper dainay gaya,
Examiner nay pocha: What is Microsoft Excel?
Sardar nay kaha: It is a new brand of “SURF EXCEL” to wash computer.
Daagh tau achay hotay hain!

Shayari SMS Sad

Chup ho kis waja say, hamain maloom nahiin magar…
Dil doob sa jata hai, jab tum yaad nahiin kartay…
Submitted By: Niraj Singh

Advance Bakra EID Mubarak

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Tumharay liye hai,
Iss ko barray piyaar say kholna,
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/ I WANT YOU /
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/ I LIKE YOU /
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/ I MISS YOU /
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/  MY FRIEND /
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/ EID MUBARAK /
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/ IN ADVANCE /
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Kamyabi hoslon say milti hai

Hazrat ALI(R.A) nay farmaya,
Kamyabi hoslon say milti hai,
Aur hoslay doston say miltay hain,
Aur dost muqadaron say miltay hain,
Aur muqaddar insaan khud banata hai

Abay circut yeh bata

Munna Bhai: Abay circut yeh bata agar bina danton kay kutta kat lay tau kiya karna chahiye?
Circut: Simple bhai bolay tau bina sui kay 14 injections lagwanay ka???

Best New Year SMS Greetings

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2011 has been started
I wish you
Happy New Year
Happy Birthday
Valentine’ Day
23rd March
14 August
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul adha
Friendship
Mother
Father
Dadi Dada
Nani Nana
Children’ Day
365 Good Mornings
After Noons
Evening Nights
Roz roz ka dama nahiin hota mujh say,
Ab pura saal mat kehna kay sms nahiin kiya mainay!

Pathan zindabad

1 pathan dosra say: Yaar 1 new surf se shirt dhoi to wo choti ho gae,
ab kia karoon?
2nd pathan: use surf se naha lay, puri aa jay gi…..
Pathan zindabad