Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Koi baat nahi janu tumhe zehar bhi mainay dia hai

Admi martay waqat Bivi say: Tumhari almari say 10 lakh ka set
mainay churaya tha or 50 lakh ki car b mene chori ki ti
Bivi: koi baat nahi janu tumhe zehar bhi mainay dia hai.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Final dekhny aya hun

Ek shaddi me dulhan ka pehla mangaitar bhi saj dhj k aya,
kisi ny pucha k kya ap dulha hain?
Us ny kaha G nahi me semi final me haar gya tha,
Final dekhny aya hun.