Thursday, April 28, 2011

Pakistan vs India World Cup 2011 SMS Message

Indiaaaa walo zara dekh kar khelnaaa!
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Tumhari sheela jawaan hai,
Munni badnaam hai,
Aur hamara Captain “Shahid Afridi
Pathan Hai!
Submitted By: Zeeshan

Apne haq main qabool hoti hai

Jab koi dost apne dost k liye khlus se dua karta hai ,
to wo dua os k dost k haq main baad main aur pehly us,
k apne haq main qabool hoti hai….
Hazrat Ali(R.A)

Bewafaa bohot anmool hotay hain

Agar muhabbat ki tijarat ka itna shauq hai to,
Yeh baat bhi jaan lo “Aye Dost
Yahaan wafa ka koi mool nahin hota,
Aur
Bewafaa bohot anmool hotay hain!

Pakistan: 150% increase in the price of food items

Blessing of Ramadan….
U.A.E: 60% discount on all food items…
India: Only muslims k liyei 60% discount and milk 25 and sugar 25 price,
Qatar: Every food item will sell on its cost price…
Kuwait: 50% discount or “Buy 1 get 1″ free on all food items….
Saudia: 30% discount on all food items….
Bangladesh: 5% discount….
Pakistan: 150% increase in the price of food items…..

Koi baat nahi janu tumhe zehar bhi mainay dia hai

Admi martay waqat Bivi say: Tumhari almari say 10 lakh ka set
mainay churaya tha or 50 lakh ki car b mene chori ki ti
Bivi: koi baat nahi janu tumhe zehar bhi mainay dia hai.

Microsoft Excel vs Surf Excel Sardar SMS

Sardar paper dainay gaya,
Examiner nay pocha: What is Microsoft Excel?
Sardar nay kaha: It is a new brand of “SURF EXCEL” to wash computer.
Daagh tau achay hotay hain!

Shayari SMS Sad

Chup ho kis waja say, hamain maloom nahiin magar…
Dil doob sa jata hai, jab tum yaad nahiin kartay
Submitted By: Niraj Singh